Yes, there is a lovely little town named Dildo in Newfoundland. Look it up on a map. Or, if you're born after 2005, Google it.
I think she'd make a fine politician, don't you? Plus, she'd give really great advice at a graduation ceremony. And, yes, that's a wicked Emperor's cape she's holding up.
Olga modifies her hairstyle to accommodate the relentless winds in Sooke.
Maybe. Just maybe former-maggot Mike Duffy and maggot-magnet Rob Ford were separated at birth.
I got in shit for the Sh!t. Well actually, no. My publisher and editor are way too cool for that. Though, really, it could have been hot shOt park too.